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Brett Ratner to direct commercials for GLAAD. …But will he rehearse them?
Brett Ratner said a lot of things in the lead up to Tower Heist, like that he didn’t know Olivia Munn was Asian, that he “banged her a few times and forgot her,” and most importantly, that he never...
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Your Mid-Week Guide to DVD and Streaming: Tower Scheiße
Classy move, guy who put Gabourey Sidibe next to the Empire State BuildingIt’s Tuesday and you know what that means – we’ve got a bunch of new old movies from which to choose for our home viewing...
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Brett Ratner to film The Rock shirtless for ‘Hercules,’ may be taking this...
Ratner judges Crotchfondlemania 2K12Hot off his GLAAD-sponsored, I-didn’t-really-mean-to-say-rehearsal-was-for-fags apology tour, Brett Ratner is in talks to direct Dwayne and his The Rock-like Johnson...
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The Independent Spirit Awards: It’s the Oscars with chunky eyeglasses!
For people who don’t like that the Oscars are voted on almost exclusively by old, white men, there’s the Independent Spirit Awards, the awards show voted on almost exclusively by less old while men...
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Brett Ratner to direct Midnight Run 2: Midnight Burrito Run
1988′s odd-couple, road action-comedy Midnight Run was one of my favorite movies growing up, and while I haven’t seen it in at least 15 years, I OWN IT YOU CAN’T CHANGE IT RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! Phew, sorry...
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‘Movie 43′ stars everyone, directed by everyone, looks awesome
Comedy usually works better in short bursts (brevity, soul of wit, etc.), and it’s incredibly hard to maintain the funny over the course of a standard, 90-minute plus, single-narrative movie format....
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The Rock is playing Hercules in a Brett Ratner movie
Dwayne the Rock Johnson is one of the most likable and charismatic media personalities around and Brett Ratner is Hollywood’s most successful ass-kissing social climber, so it was probably inevitable...
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Renny Harlin’s Hercules 3D will Dante’s Peak Brett Ratner’s Volcano
A few months ago, we found out that Brett Ratner would be wheezing Cheeto crumbs and leaving nacho cheese fingerprints all over the script for Hercules, with the lead role to be played by The Rock, in...
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THR profiles the Worst Oscars number of all time (with video)
Hollywood Reporter is doing some solid work today, catching up with Eileen Bowman, an actress who, in 1989, played Snow White opposite pre-sex scandal Rob Lowe in one of the most disastrous Oscars...
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Brett Ratner won a GLAAD award, I assume for ‘best asskissing’
Last year, Brett Ratner lost his gig as Oscars producer because he told a Tower Heist screening audience that he doesn’t rehearse scenes because “rehearsal is for fags.” Not exactly a surprising...
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Brett Ratner is involved in every WB film for four years. Wait, what?
“Hello, Dominoes? …Yeah, it’s Brett again.”After X3, movie fans tend to freak out when they see Brett Ratner near anything but the cheese dip. Which is why the news that Ratner (along with a partner)...
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Brett Ratner Is Directing Beverly Hills Cop 4 Starring Eddie Murphy (Again)
“Four shrimp cocktails, please.”Today in Bad Ideas That Just Won’t Die, Beverly Hills Cop 4. Recently, the news was that producer Jerry Bruckheimer, following his split with Disney after the flop of...
View ArticleBrett Ratner Is Making A 'Farmville' Animated Series Because Of Course He Is
Brett Ratner, already filing the serial numbers off Quantum Leap, has apparently decided that TV is where it’s at, which isn’t surprising considering the performance of Tower Heist. So he’s turning...
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The Rock Beats Up CGI Animals In The First Trailer for Brett Ratner's 'Hercules'
Via YouTube"How do we make it so that it doesn't just look like another Scorpion King movie?" "Hmmm. Give him a beard?" It didn’t work out with Kellan Lutz and Renny Harlin earlier this year, but that...
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The Rock Plays Demigod In New ‘Hercules’ Trailer
Words By DrHipHop85 He’s already conquered ancient Egypt as the Scorpion King, now the man formerly known as “The Rock” is coming to theaters this summer to kick ass all over ancient Greece as the...
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Let's Predict How Each Of The Giant CGI Animal Fights Will Happen In The...
Earlier today, Vince over at FilmDrunk shared the trailer for Brett Ratner’s Hercules, a movie advertised as an epic retelling of the legend of Hercules that plays more like the boss fights for God Of...
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Axel Foley Is Finally Ready To Return With ‘Beverly Hills Cop 4′ In 2016
Paramount There have been plenty of rumors over the years of another Beverly Hills Cop movie, including a disastrous attempt that was scuttled after a Brett Ratner gay slur before the Oscars. Now we’re...
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‘Beverly Hills Cop 4,’ From Brett Ratner And Eddie Murphy, Has A Release Date
Getty Image The only idea worse than Beverly Hills Cop 4 is any Brett Ratner movie, but small victories, at least they’ve been combined into just one movie. Paramount today set the project for a March...
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Honest Trailers Gives A Refresher On The X-Men Trilogy In Time For Future Past
Via Youtube X-Men: Days of Future Past is opening in just a few days, so Screen Junkies have made a timely Honest Trailer for the first three movies. Their summary rounds up important observations...
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Is ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’ Really That Bad?
Fox It’s widely agreed that X-Men: The Last Stand is the most painful Ratnerizing of a franchise we’ve seen. And, keeping with a theme of retrospectives on the lowlights of some recent franchises, I...
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